Melissa-Ashley's Q and A's of Joining

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Hi Guys! When you talk, I really do listen. And since my web site has been open for membership (and I really, really do hope you want to join me on the other side!), one of the most common questions I have gotten is "how much does it cost to join? I can't find it on the form!
You are right. It IS hard to find. So let me answer those questions right here before you even get to the order form. Okay?

Q: What does it cost to Join/subscribe?
A: There are two ways to join --$14.95 per month, recurring, or $39.95 for three months, recurring. That way it just keeps on happening unless you decide you don't want to renew. There will be a nice advantage to staying a member for a long time. (See benefits, below)

Q: Can I join by using checks instead of credit cards?
A: Sure you can. When the CCBill page comes up, they give you a choice of joining by credit card OR by personal check.

Q: Can I join by sending you a money order?
A: Hmm, you must be married. Right? I don't understand why not, but that option isn't available right now and no one has explained to me why we can't do that. But I am still asking. Keep your eyes open for that

Q: When I join, how long does it take for me to get in to see the party?
A: It is almost instant. I think credit cards a like THERE and joining by checks takes a little bit--but it is still fast.

Q: Can I have sex with you?
A: Not for $14.95 :-) But thank you for asking!

Q: What are the benefits of joining?
A: I thought you'd never ask.
· First, you get to see the best, newest, nastiest, sexiest photos of me. I have worked with some terrific photographers, and they have taken wonderful photos of me I am really proud of. But when you find them around the Internet, they are almost always shrunk down to a smaller size. That makes them rough. But I have insisted that MY OFFICIAL site have the best quality and be the best source of original photos of me. You don't get these anywhere else, I just put these collections here. All that for just $14.95/month-or less if you join for three months at a time ($39.95/three months which is (where is my calculator) just over $13/month
· Second, instead of bookmarking one page here and one page there around the internet (usually photos stolen from one site and put on another site) you get all of my stuff in one place. MY place!
· Third, my web site is brand new. I appreciate guys who stepped up to join right off. I love you guys! So I am paying you back. After a while, the monthly membership fee will go up to $19.95/month and more. But the first 250 members of my web site will become CHARTER MEMBERS and stay CHARTER MEMBERS as long as they stay members. One advantage is that when the month fees go up after the first 250 members, your monthly feel will stay $14.95/month for as long as you belong. When all the new people are paying $19.95/month, $29.95/month, you will still be here for $14.95.
· All members are entitled to a 10% discount on anything in my "store." If I have a CD-ROM for $40, you get it for $36. If I am selling panties for $20, that is just $18 to you.
· Content, content, content! Here are the sections in the members a rea for
* Bondage * Fans took these pix * My Lingerie * Video Reviews * The Babysitter * My Fuck Fotos * My Pee Pictures * AmateurFest 2001 (sex with an audience) * Cum Facials * Girl-Girl * Public Flashing * Personal Pages * Fan Fucks (gotta be a member) * High Resolution Photos * Schoolgirl * Fan Meetings * House Calls * Spanking * and more sections opening and expanding all the time.

So why aren't you a member, Sir? Click here to join!

Q: May I join and share my user ID and password with others?
A: Please, don't be stupid. On the rare occasions that this has happened, the server's software sets off an alarm and my webmaster gets a phone call that multiple users are using the same ID and password to get to the members area. FIRST, the member is removed immediately from the members list. SECOND, having given out private information such as your user ID and passwords for which you are responsible, you become responsible for paying their $14.95/month.. 100 of them accessing through your account is 100 x $14.95 = $1,49.50/per month you owe us and we will collect from your credit card or checking account. THIRD, ccBill.com is notified and you will forever be unable to get any membership to ANY web site they service. No one wants a thief as a member.

 
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